Need to get this sorted asap, deserves to be one of the best paid managers in the league.
Official: Mikel Arteta is the new Arsenal manager.
8 days later
Didn't know where to post this, but think this is probably the right place. Enjoy!
That is eew.
Top one's our everything.
flobaba hahaha, you'll come around in a couple of years. 
RocktheCasbah Ross from FRIENDS is taking notes. We've come a long way from "He's Olly Olly Olly Olly Goo-roo"
Better than the Darwin Nunez guy I guess...
a month later
4 days later
Pepe LeFrits what's the gist of it for us peasants who can't get past the paywall?
Don Pacifico You can paste the link here to read the entire thing:
QuincyAbeyie ah thanks, I used to use that then forgot about it when my work blocked it. 
Archive.ph is another one
Open in firefox and as soon as the page loads up go into reader mode, that works for some websites.
Mik doesn’t look too well
god damn he went from 35 to 55 in a hurry.
a month later
At a dinner with his players, Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta secretly hired a team of professional pickpockets. The sleight-of-hand artists were tasked with going round the tables, pinching phones and wallets from an unwitting first-team squad.
man what? https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5490775/2024/08/08/mikel-arteta-arsenal-rebuild/
I don't understand if it's a joke or not
Bizarro Tet
lmao, Arteta is a menace.
Some of this stuff seems wacky but he is happy to think outside of the box. Stopping the players from feeling too comfortable and stay alert is what I am guessing the meaning of that is.
HomeSteak Read this earlier, classic stuff. I bet this kind of thing is what got Auba out of sorts.