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Hey Lagos- from Lagos, how are you settling in mate?

You're just waiting for me to show up on it aren't you.......

Ha, no. Some kind of Curmudgeo-tron maybe 🙂

Biggus wrote:

Please explain.....

I meant that you're a curmudgeon not a twat, Pauline.

11 days later

Holy shit. I'm practically crying with laughter here.

😆 Those wankers were upstaged by the redneck hillbilly pigfucker......

Burnwinter wrote:
Biggus wrote:

Please explain.....

I meant that you're a curmudgeon not a twat, Pauline.

Oh yes I suppose I am.

The bit where the 150kg guy does a forehead-slide into more floor work is priceless.

Hah, saw that link over on another site today. Was practically in tears.

Yeah too bad he can never be president.

Can't remember if I posted this before but I've been laughing at it for months.

These would have to be among the funniest musical jokes I've seen on the net. I imagine some of you would already have seen them - a mate showed them to me on the weekend and I was in physical pain from laughing.

Captain wrote:

Truths for mature humans

That's fantastic! 😆

Yeah that was funny. Lol at the computer saving one.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

What does that feel like Captain? 😆

I've kinda become numb to it now lol

Captain wrote:

It's never happened to me, share your vast experience...?

😆

Captain wrote:

I've kinda become numb to it now lol

So have I. 😉

Come here and give me a big cuddle you man beast you! Gush

Okay fellas group hug........

I love the Scouser accent. It sounds like someone singing. Great vid

Biggus wrote:

Okay fellas group hug........

ooiiiiiiii, 'ho just grabbed me can?!

Translated

Dreh Den Swag Auf, post-Google translate............

Get out of bed
Rev up the swag on
Stop just in the mirror
I said, Whatup?
-Yeah-
I'm getting money oh oh

Counting so much money every day
I think it's really cool
My Swagger is totally out of control
I'm really nice
Can you understand it
I am the MVP now
Me and my guys we hang out at the VIP tent

Oh my god I'm so on the block
Your mother comes to me and they blowt the Cock
I work hard but I'm still glaring at parties
Mister Money Boy I'm that Blockhustler
Nic nac Paddywag I am present Sun doped
So go away you stupid Keck
Give me the coke
Baby I'm here
Chill at the BMW dealer
You drive VW, I buy myself the BMW - bum!
-YEAH-
I'm the Shit - Bitches
Turn on my Swagger
Gettin 'Money
I'm a rich nigga

My new mixtape is there only as a crack dealer-Edition
So say it all again I'm hotter than Megan Fox present
And this type of easy to stay all his boxing Gengner
My man here is the Twenty One, I'm a gangster one
black card I'll buy the same bar drinks are not only
-YEAH-
I pick it up and fly to Mars now
Turn on my Swagger
I spitter hundred thousand bars - YES

Get out of bed
Rev up the swag on
Stop just in the mirror
I say: Wazup
-Yeah-
I'm getting oh oh Money

The dude literally copied this song *if you could even call it a sond, don't know why anyone would ever copy something this wack) word for word in dutch or something.

4 days later

Think that's word salad. She must be schizophrenic.

5 days later