Hey Lagos- from Lagos, how are you settling in mate?

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Storm_Saxon wrote:

No!!!.. I heard this week that chavs are denying our freedoms because they are communists in disguise. True patriots must stand up andbe ounte.

[Storm_Saxon] Glasgow

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You're just waiting for me to show up on it aren't you.......

Ha, no. Some kind of Curmudgeo-tron maybe

Please explain.....

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Biggus wrote:

Please explain.....

I meant that you're a curmudgeon not a twat, Pauline.

Holy shit. I'm practically crying with laughter here.

Those wankers were upstaged by the redneck hillbilly pigfucker......

Burnwinter wrote:

Biggus wrote:

Please explain.....

I meant that you're a curmudgeon not a twat, Pauline.

Oh yes I suppose I am.

The bit where the 150kg guy does a forehead-slide into more floor work is priceless.

Hah, saw that link over on another site today. Was practically in tears.

Acting at its finest.

Yeah too bad he can never be president.

Can't remember if I posted this before but I've been laughing at it for months.

These would have to be among the funniest musical jokes I've seen on the net. I imagine some of you would already have seen them - a mate showed them to me on the weekend and I was in physical pain from laughing.

Captain wrote:

Truths for mature humans

That's fantastic!

Yeah that was funny. Lol at the computer saving one.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

What does that feel like Captain?