@lorddulaarsenal wrote:

I for one am thoroughly cheesed off

Do these guys understand the impact they have on us poor fans every day life

Take the other day, I was in Tesco getting some milk, reached for the last green top on the shelf and accidently dropped it. It split open, milk everywhere. And I just lost it. A moments silence then uncontrollable shaking.

Witness say I was just shouting out stuff in an almost incoherent manner

"Giroud needs competition..."

"What if Coquelin gets injured? Eh? Did he think of that?" Huh?"

"I don't care if he's off to the African cup of nations just sign the bastard"
and much more....

I'm going to write a letter of complaint to Twitter.

This is just not on.

Deserves more ๐Ÿ˜†

The only one melting down over what itks did or didn't say is you - everyone else is melting down because we signed no-one

I swear you get your panties bunched over this more than anyone on the fucking forum. Enjoy the universal clowning you'll receive for this thread, hope it feels better you got it off your chest.

Alfonso wrote:

Think back and think what would you have done had you not wasted time on Arsenal transfer rumours? Gone to the gym more? Read more quality books? Do a course? Get  laid? Research for a better job? Gone out of your comfort zone more instead of relying on instant fake bs gratification. Quite frankly the list is endless.

Listen to Doctor Phil. If you kids hadn't spent so much time reading transfer rumours on the Internet several of you could have been presidents now.

You guys don't get my point.

Either way, spending 30 mins a day on here looking at transfers regardless is a chode's lifestyle.

Never rely on something you cannot control (getting high off who we sign) to gain happiness from.

Bottom line, supporting Arsenal is like gambling, you may win once or twice but at the end you will always be let down.

Arsenal will never win the league/CL ( at least under Wenger) and will never sign all the players you want.

Either accept that and move on or keep getting pissed off when the same damn thing (non-action in terms of transfers and thus overall success) will keep happening.

Conclusion: Never rely on Arsenal to make you feel happy.

It takes about 30 seconds to peruse the transfer threads  ๐Ÿ˜†
Nobody writes mighty tomes.

Alonso instead of starting this thread, replying to posts in it, spending half the summer getting upset about ITKs think what you could have done, you could have learned to get jokes.

I think you are all deluding yourselves. Anyway, I'm not one to judge and I've said all there has to be said.

You should write an ebook

Or maybe join this forum

https://www.tonyrobbins.com/community/

You'll find more like minded people there who you can network with and thus leverage your contacts into the lifestyle of your dreams

alfonso robbins ๐Ÿ˜†

Qwiss, English translation please.

Alfonso wrote:

Arsenal will never win the league/CL ( at least under Wenger) and will never sign all the players you want.

Either accept that and move on or keep getting pissed off when the same damn thing (non-action in terms of transfers and thus overall success) will keep happening.

Conclusion: Never rely on Arsenal to make you feel happy.

Does anyone on this forum actually rely on a football team to make them genuinly happy? 

Alf's totally on that there red pill lifestyle.

Mirth wrote:

Alf's totally on that there red pill lifestyle.

Is that the one that fries brain cells?

Alfonso wrote:

You guys don't get my point.

Either way, spending 30 mins a day on here looking at transfers regardless is a chode's lifestyle.

Never rely on something you cannot control (getting high off who we sign) to gain happiness from.

Bottom line, supporting Arsenal is like gambling, you may win once or twice but at the end you will always be let down.

Chode? ๐Ÿ˜†

How's the pick up game going?  Need some tips?

Mirth wrote:

Alf's totally on that there red pill lifestyle.

Totes Mcgotes

I rely on Arsenal to make me miserable. Being a fan is mostly about disappointment, occasional joy or glee, and fleeting moments of elation. Wouldn't want it any other way. ๐Ÿ™‚

Ivansen wrote:
Alfonso wrote:

Arsenal will never win the league/CL ( at least under Wenger) and will never sign all the players you want.

Either accept that and move on or keep getting pissed off when the same damn thing (non-action in terms of transfers and thus overall success) will keep happening.

Conclusion: Never rely on Arsenal to make you feel happy.

Does anyone on this forum actually rely on a football team to make them genuinly happy? 

A lot of people live for their clubs.

Personally, I only rely on Alf's posts about encounters with Arsenal players in nightclubs to make me happy. We all know there is only one true ITK 'round these parts.