So another summer gone and another summer wasted with fuck all happening Arsenal transfer wise.

To those that are upset, you should have known better

To those that feel let down by these ITK's, you should have known better.

To those that rely on transfers to make you happy, you need to get a new hobby.

Think back and think what would you have done had you not wasted time on Arsenal transfer rumours? Gone to the gym more? Read more quality books? Do a course? Get  laid? Research for a better job? Gone out of your comfort zone more instead of relying on instant fake bs gratification. Quite frankly the list is endless.

The bottom line is no point believing what these fuckers have to say because they are all full of shit. I've said this from day 1 on here yet some guys on here act like muppets and put these ITK's on such pedestals. For what? What have they ever got right!? Some people believe their every word like its gospel!

I guess everyone wants instant stimulus, and twitter and the arsenal transfer window ITK's supply this in abundance.

Come on, your better than that. Sort it out.

It pisses me off because most of you are well educated yet fall for these mugs time and time again.

Fuck Memz dogs, fuck muzz, fuck that bitch with the fake tits (no pun intended), fuck dean london, fuck Arsenal fan tv, fuck Geoff arsenal and if you are down with them then fuck you too!

Moving forward any transfer rumour declared by an ITK should be made void.

You got it wrong.
We all know there is no such beast as an ITK and hardly anybody takes them seriously.

Sorry, but we all know that is bollocks.

That's the weirdest rant ever 😆

Dont think anyone on here took or has ever taken any of it seriously or as seriously as you make it sound. The whole summer was spent in a Houseboat thread, where all click-bait and Twitter shit was kept. Its all just a bit of harmless fun, to get through the summer without Arsenal. Doubt anyone on this forum is actually "down" with it 😆

Really? I assumed the whole ITK obsession was just for shits and giggles.

I for one am thoroughly cheesed off

Do these guys understand the impact they have on us poor fans every day life

Take the other day, I was in Tesco getting some milk, reached for the last green top on the shelf and accidently dropped it. It split open, milk everywhere. And I just lost it. A moments silence then uncontrollable shaking.

Witnesses say I was just shouting out stuff in an almost incoherent manner

"Giroud needs competition..."

"What if Coquelin gets injured? Eh? Did he think of that?" Huh?"

"I don't care if he's off to the African cup of nations just sign the bastard"
and much more....

I'm going to write a letter of complaint to Twitter.

This is just not on.

Nobody takes them seriously we laugh at them for flip sake.
Reliable transfer news rarely exists, so we just chat nonsense and joke about.

I do think all ITK stuff should be confined to houseboat or a dedicated ITK thread though.

Attempts were made to do that with the Benzema thread but it took on a life of it's own.

It's dead easy to ignore, if it makes anyone so angry that they want to f*** everyone perhaps they need to ask themselves why something so trivial is getting under their skin.

Did Alfonso get his ITK license revoked? 🙁

@lorddulaarsenal wrote:

I for one am thoroughly cheesed off

Do these guys understand the impact they have on us poor fans every day life

Take the other day, I was in Tesco getting some milk, reached for the last green top on the shelf and accidently dropped it. It split open, milk everywhere. And I just lost it. A moments silence then uncontrollable shaking.

Witness say I was just shouting out stuff in an almost incoherent manner

"Giroud needs competition..."

"What if Coquelin gets injured? Eh? Did he think of that?" Huh?"

"I don't care if he's off to the African cup of nations just sign the bastard"
and much more....

I'm going to write a letter of complaint to Twitter.

This is just not on.

Deserves more 😆

The only one melting down over what itks did or didn't say is you - everyone else is melting down because we signed no-one

I swear you get your panties bunched over this more than anyone on the fucking forum. Enjoy the universal clowning you'll receive for this thread, hope it feels better you got it off your chest.

Alfonso wrote:

Think back and think what would you have done had you not wasted time on Arsenal transfer rumours? Gone to the gym more? Read more quality books? Do a course? Get  laid? Research for a better job? Gone out of your comfort zone more instead of relying on instant fake bs gratification. Quite frankly the list is endless.

Listen to Doctor Phil. If you kids hadn't spent so much time reading transfer rumours on the Internet several of you could have been presidents now.

You guys don't get my point.

Either way, spending 30 mins a day on here looking at transfers regardless is a chode's lifestyle.

Never rely on something you cannot control (getting high off who we sign) to gain happiness from.

Bottom line, supporting Arsenal is like gambling, you may win once or twice but at the end you will always be let down.

Arsenal will never win the league/CL ( at least under Wenger) and will never sign all the players you want.

Either accept that and move on or keep getting pissed off when the same damn thing (non-action in terms of transfers and thus overall success) will keep happening.

Conclusion: Never rely on Arsenal to make you feel happy.

It takes about 30 seconds to peruse the transfer threads  😆
Nobody writes mighty tomes.

Alonso instead of starting this thread, replying to posts in it, spending half the summer getting upset about ITKs think what you could have done, you could have learned to get jokes.

I think you are all deluding yourselves. Anyway, I'm not one to judge and I've said all there has to be said.