@Futbol_Bible If I was on a desert island with Michael Owen and a tin of corned beef, I would eat Michael Owen and talk to the corned beef.
😆
All these Owen quotes just fly by me in real time, as his droning voice just fades into the background.
If they'd been a bit more clever over at Guantanamo Bay and swapped the Britney Spears tunes for a compilation tape of Michael Owen commentary, they would have had signed confessions out of everyone years ago.
http://news.arseblog.com/2015/08/the-wisdom-of-michael-owen/?utm_source=feedburner.com%2Farseblognews&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+arseblognews+%28Arseblog+News+-+the+Arsenal+news+site%29
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36430817
Former England international Michael Owen describes Everton's John Stones as the only English player who "could walk into Barcelona's team"
Why? WHY?!
This guy must have ale for brains
He's incredible.
😆 That Stones comment. The thing that always gets me about Owen is that he commentates with reference points that are eighteen months out of date. It's like he gets the newspaper delivered from an alternate dimension and that's his only source of information.
http://www.shortlist.com/entertainment/sport/who-said-it-michael-owen-or-boring-james-milner
I got 13/20. Some of the shit he has said just begs belief. 😆
😆 12/20
Got 14/20. Clearly I am the superior intellect of the forum
18/20. Clearly I'm the dumbest poster around
19/20. Hah, I'm dumberer.
I don't believe you. Reckon you had a lower score and you just made this up because you're jealous of my riches and good looks
You scored 15 out of 20!
You've got a lot of the questions right. That means you did well. (Images: Rex)
That's right. Rex drew the images.
Burnwinter wrote: 😆 12/20
Me too, which just makes us slightly less intelligent then a coin flip.
What can I say, Idiot isn't my first language.
Pulled a 9. 🙁
16/20
