Complete and utter bellend, how this man won European player of the year while Henry didn't will remain forever a mystery. As a player only really cared and looked out for himself. Happily walked saw down his deal at Liverpool so he could join R.Madrid, then when it didn't work out joined Liverpool and leached off them for years. They paid him throughout his injuries and he left on a free. Then joins Man utd to win a few trophies before his career fizzles out. Only really cared about playing for England, was always just about him.

Cracking player mind you back in the day, though not as good as people made out. Never once scored 20 league goals in a season and injuries played a bit part in that. I think his personality has come out more recently though. His pathetic agenda against us, generally boring demeanour and the fact he talks shit all counts against him.

BT Sport have signed up Linekar for their CL coverage which is a good start. I wouldn't pay for their channel if it wasn't for CL next season. Their analysts and commentating is so shit. Who do the producers actually think they are kidding!

This should have been the OP.

Fucksake Jonesey.

Ah ha 

"Welcome on board. I'm Michael and I'm the pilot for your tour"

one of the most generic dumb cunts ive ever seen

michael owen (@themichaelowen) tweeted at 10:32 p.m. on Fri, May 29, 2015:
I doubt anybody has smellier dogs that mine. Relentless farting every minute of the day.???

I think this may be the best thread you have ever created Biggus.

Cannot stand the bloke. He may well be the only man of earth more bitter about life than Daniel levy

y va marquer wrote:

I love this.

I like the way Teta goes to smooth down his own hair as Jack arrives to give Owen a decent shove.

That would have been great, but in reality he exercised some Southern Europe mannerism by throwing his hand in the air to show his displeasure. We also know that his hair doesn't move. Ever.

This is one of my favorite ever gifs

Arteta did brilliantly on a first tackle and then gave some extra and even though Owen basically pussied out going straight into Artetas face, Jack was there and just put the little bitch in his place fast.

Really appreciate Wilsh in situations like this.

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Absolute wanker

Somebody please take him off the telly. Anybody.

Mirth wrote:

Somebody please take him off the telly. Anybody.

He deserves his own thread here. There are already enough stupid quotes from him this season to form a long list.

He deserves to be put out of his misery

he's into horses right? i think he'd appreciate being taken out back and shot.

He's also into helicopters. If I have to listen to much more of his commentary I'll fly one into his house.