jones wrote:

I don't believe you. Reckon you had a lower score and you just made this up because you're jealous of my riches and good looks

As a loyal follower of the Boring James Milner account, 13 is the only hard one as it's James' grammar, but at the same time something Owen would say. Come on guys, you should know this.

16/20.

I don't know how to feel about this.

y va marquer wrote:

@Futbol_Bible
If I was on a desert island with Michael Owen and a tin of corned beef, I would eat Michael Owen and talk to the corned beef.

Still my favourite comment

Quincy Abeyie wrote:

jones wrote:

I don't believe you. Reckon you had a lower score and you just made this up because you're jealous of my riches and good looks

As a loyal follower of the Boring James Milner account, 13 is the only hard one as it's James' grammar, but at the same time something Owen would say. Come on guys, you should know this.

I applied a mathematical theory mid test and the answers flowed.
Dull + Boring = Milner
Milner x stupid = Owen

16/20.

The algorithm I settled on was to go for Owen whenever the quote sounded stupid or obvious, and to go for BJM whenever they just sounded bland.

14.

7/20..