Lethal in the 6-yard box, the rest of his game is just one big flick-on. Good thing our game plan is to work the ball to the byline and get him as many chances as possible. Oh wait.

Forget the lack of transfer activity, this video is hilarious.  😆 😆 😆 

Ox 😆

"That's straight form the favelas" @2:02

Gabriel fucking hates his life. 😆

Gabriel died when he saw Ospina bowl.

I don't have a scooby about cricket, but even I can tell Ospina is shit. Also, when you bowl you have a much bigger ball and 10 pins at the end...

Clrnc wrote:

Gabriel died when he saw Ospina bowl.

So hilarious i watched it twice.

Ospina had some sharp dance moves though.

4 days later

First one of these I found interesting.

Nice to hear Per speak on friendships and some lesser know players.

Some I can understand because of emotional attachment (ie Enke) but Clemens Fritz and Hanno fucking Balitsch? 😆

I love Torsten Frings. Great holding mid. Very underrated

Frings was a dirty fucker.

8 days later

agree on debuchy, he always seems up for scrap

Apt that Wilshere is the one pushing Gibbs away and pointing at his chest at the end of the video 😆

"Yer say the wrong thing to the Boosh, yer dead" 😆

I like Santi's team, especially the players he picked. 

Does Santi have any testosterone whatsoever? 😆

22 days later

A little something for the international borefest.

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18 days later

That's a lovely way of welcoming Biggus back Tone.

11 days later

Most elegant player in the world. The way he destroys poor Souaré 0:47 into that clip is just mean.

If only he would improve his final ball, because right now that is sooooo disappointing.

It's a bit of a letdown but you can't have everything.

Look for 4:40. Destroys somebody's son

Most other top players, Messi, CRonaldo, Robben, Douglas Costa, etc are all about lightning quick movements and the contrast to this guy beating players in slow motion is just beautiful to watch. My description of him would be a faster and more efficient reincarnation of Riquelme.

The kinetic economy of Ozil's close touch is so optimal.

Burnwinter wrote:

The kinetic economy of Ozil's close touch is so optimal.

#thingsmichaelowenwillneversay

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Last season Michael Owen said Sterling's a better player than Özil.
With the stats in front of him, he said "I'm not much of a stats man"

😆 In all fairness you need to shake your life up if you start to hear yourself saying things Michael Owen would probably say.

In fairness Sterling is not only better than Özil but also "probably better than Welbeck".

I love Bellerin. Peter Crouch's little brother...  🙂

i lol'd hard at them saying 'german quality' over and over. love those videos

"Crouchie" 😆

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God I miss Ektaur, it's an addiction. Nice vid, but I went AAAH! :gape: in the end, after enjoying the best FB couple in the league 
when that Face filled the screen.