Ok, what about the shittest players that have ever worn our shirt?
Tweety seems like a good shout but would probably compare favourably to a few I remember:
Terry Mancini {nice fella, complete shite}
Stepanovs {fuck sake}
Brian Hornsby {not very good at all}
I'm going to pass on Cygan, because, well, he looked so terrible because we were so good, but those others were awful in poor sides...Gus Caesar is also a legend for being rubbish but a bit unfair imo.