Colin Hendry, Kevin Muscat (I can’t remember if he ever even played in the PL but he’s such a dick he must be mentioned), Neil Ruddock, Pepe Reina and Didier Drogba.

Actually, nah, I like Drogba. Peter Crouch instead.

I almost forgot - Arjen Robben.

Anyway, I'm off home.

Sheringham
Neville
Terry
Cole
RVN

Pepe πŸ˜† Drunk?

Klaus wrote:

You've forgotten Scott Parker, Rex. And Nigel De Jong, who's possibly the cunt of the century so far.

... And no, I don't really think Parker is one of the top five criminals of all time but fucking hell, he deserves a mention. He looks like shit, he plays like shit and he tackles like shit. He's the kind of person that should be neutered so he can't reproduce. Worst of all is that he used to have a bit of potential before he decided it was easier to just become another clogger.

Why the hate? I would love to see him play for us. Quality player

Roy Keane
Barton
Shawcross
Diouf
de Jong

Dan Smith, the cunt who broke Diaby's ankle, deserves a mention.

Does he even count for a PL player though? A cunt extraordinaire no doubt, but he only has 3 PL appearances.

Pepe LeFrits wrote:

I almost forgot - Arjen Robben.

Anyway, I'm off home.

Good move Pepe...

Have a nice evening, relax, have a whiskey, but most importantly stay away from the computer! :angel:

Humble Rex wrote:

Does he even count for a PL player though? A cunt extraordinaire no doubt, but he only has 3 PL appearances.

You're taking thread policing to whole new levels. πŸ˜†

And I think you'll find the title says 'in the PL era' which technically means any player after '92.

Humble Rex wrote:
Pepe LeFrits wrote:

I almost forgot - Arjen Robben.

Anyway, I'm off home.

Good move Pepe...

Have a nice evening, relax, have a whiskey, but most importantly stay away from the computer! :angel:

I think I've added good value to this thread.

I mentioned Dan Smith btw.

My two cents

Roy Keene, Lee Bowyer, Kevin Davies, John Terry and Joey Barton.

You mentioned Smith? No wonder I missed it, I mostly saw bla, bla, bla from your posts...

5th place Lee Bowyer.
This rat faced racist when not using drugs spent his time beating up Asian kids. He had a stellar career which resulted in 1 England cap and 1 league cup against the most inept Arsenal team ever.
But the highlight was when he attacked a (black) team mate on the pitch to the amusement of all.

4th place Wayne Rooney.
Lock up your grannys folks hot Wayne is on the prowl, a man so ugly his transplanted pubic hair actually makes him look better.
Since announcing himself to the world with a fluke goal against us as a 16 year old he went on to further endear himself by diving past Sol to cheat us of our invincible run- What a little troll.

3rd place John Terry.
"Gruppenfurhrer" Terrys treatment of the disabled and racial minorities would make Heinrich Himmler proud, loves to handle the ball and his team mates missus'
His strong leadership of the most hated Chelsea team ever was somewhat undermined when he lost his nerve and slipped on his arse to hand Man Utd the CL and then cried like a girl.
This man provided Abou Diabys only claim to fame a lovely right boot to the face.

2nd place Teddy Sheringham.
I'm probably showing my age here as I remember his career which began back in the mists of time.
Teddy a self confessed Arsenal hater once purposely missed a penalty for his beloved Tottenham to help his beloved Manchester Utd in the title race against us.
He was a constant thorn in our side and that makes him so despised.

And the winner is! Ladies & Gentlemen I give you- William Eric Gallas.
A thief who stole from fellow apprentices, threatened to score an own goal if not allowed to leave Chelsea, was made captain over the much loved Gilberto, when not smoking was single-handedly wrecking moral in our dressing in 07/08 was so hated that nobody spoke to him, forced Kolo out and then left to join Spurs!
He's a worthy winner of the King Kunt award.

πŸ˜† IΒ΄d love for you to come up with the reasoning behind the nominees at the Academy Awards Gus.

Sheringham
Horseface
Neville
Rooney
Terry

Humble Rex wrote:

πŸ˜† IΒ΄d love for you to come up with the reasoning behind the nominees at the Academy Awards Gus.

I'll leave that to Ricky Gervais. πŸ˜†

Clrnc wrote:

Why the hate? I would love to see him play for us. Quality player

Except he's not. He's a terrible footballer, and one of the dirtiest cunts I've ever seen on a football field to boot.

πŸ˜† brilliant Biggus

From the other thread.

Lukazan wrote:

I think I chose all current players because my dislike for them is fresh in my memory. My opinions change quite a lot and different situations change how I view players too. There are some players that I really disliked when they were on the pitch, but then they retire and my hate thaws, perhaps cause they go in to punditry and you see them in a different environment. Gary Neville is an example of that. I know that won't go down very well, and this certainly won't: I've never really hated RVN.

All those in the list (aside from Nasri) are players I've always disliked and I know will never change. Nasri is a strange one.. even when he was here I was always very iffy towards him. I couldn't put my finger on what it was but I was sure it was his face. After his move to Man City and seeing him play for another team, I can definitely confirm it's his face. Just makes me want to punch the twat.

You raise a good point Luka, we should distinguish between players who weren't really nasty just very effective against us so when they retire our hate diminishes.

Most people don't hate ex-Arsenal players, but for me- just as traitors are treated worse than enemies we should reserve our greatest enmity for the most despicable among them.

John Terry
Luis Suarez
Van nistelrooy
Neville
Kevin Davies

As I said to Bravo earlier Gus - keep it simple. Just your top 5. You explaining why you picked yours was top class, but not necessary.

Biggus wrote:

2nd place Teddy Sheringham.
I'm probably showing my age here as I remember his career which began back in the mists of time.
Teddy a self confessed Arsenal hater once purposely missed a penalty for his beloved Tottenham to help his beloved Manchester Utd in the title race against us.
He was a constant thorn in our side and that makes him so despised.

He also missed a penalty for WHU so that Spurs could get into the CL.

Humble Rex wrote:

As I said to Bravo earlier Gus - keep it simple. Just your top 5. You explaining why you picked yours was top class, but not necessary.

:hmm:

sheringham, terry, diouf, barton, denilson/eboue (i know i shouldnt name our own, but i honestly hated them)

Gary Neville, Roy Keane, Cristiano Ronaldo, Robbin Keane, Teddy Sheringham

Cole, Cole, Cole, Cole, Cole.

Actual list(before Rex gets angry)

Cole
Sheringham
Rooney
RVN
Terry

Very tough to leave out Davies, Robbie/Roy Keane, Evra, Gerrard.

Humble Rex wrote:

As I said to Bravo earlier Gus - keep it simple. Just your top 5. You explaining why you picked yours was top class, but not necessary.

Rooney
Roy Keane
John Terry
Teddy Sheringham
Cashley

Gallas and Barton came very, very close.

Kevin Davies
Gary Neville
John Terry
Joey Barton
Almunia

Bit harsh including Al there Flobs, sure he's a shit goalkeeper who's made us a laughing stock and taken money under false pretences- But thats hardly his fault is it?
I can understand if the sight of him makes you vomit, but he just does what he's asked to do never blabs off crap to the twitterverse and has always respected us- If he found a manager stupid enough to give him a career- Good luck to him.

Twas a choice between him and Gallas. But I had to go with Gay Al. Gallas never pretended to be anything other than what he was - a mercenary and a cunt, I had a rant about us signing him back on A-M, and still feel some revulsion when I remember that, but at least he was a good defender.

Almunia - I don't think anything ever irritated me to the core of my being as much as he did. Because of him, I can't even stand the name Manuel anymore. Everyone I've ever met with that name just comes across as a retard. Even more irritating than Denilson, and that's saying something.

Wasn't just his incompetence, Al was like a disease. just his name on the teamsheet was enough to have me feeling slightly depressed before the game. During the game, I'd nearly die of violent heart palpitations any time the ball came anywhere near our 18. And whenever the blond wonder made his expected blunder, I'd fall into full depression mode for the weekend.

And gets me annoyed with Wenger even more. He made that thing captain of the club a few times. I repeat - Almunia has been Captain of the Fucking Arsenal! I'll never forgive that. Wenger for offering, Almunia for accepting.

Why the fuck did he dye his hair blond?

When he's playing Al has never inspired anything but dread tinged with fear in me.
When he's not in goal I find him to be a bit of a comical character.
A gormless harmless type.

flobaba wrote:

Twas a choice between him and Gallas. But I had to go with Gay Al. Gallas never pretended to be anything other than what he was - a mercenary and a cunt, I had a rant about us signing him back on A-M, and still feel some revulsion when I remember that, but at least he was a good defender.

Untrue, from the moment he arrived at the club he criticised everybody and everything, and this was back when we weren't that bad.
When he was made capi he was pure poison and part of the cancer that destroyed us, it was the same as France at the world cup.
Its a real disappointment that he's not weaving his magic again at Tottenham.

flobaba wrote:

Twas a choice between him and Gallas. But I had to go with Gay Al. Gallas never pretended to be anything other than what he was - a mercenary and a cunt, I had a rant about us signing him back on A-M, and still feel some revulsion when I remember that, but at least he was a good defender.

Almunia - I don't think anything ever irritated me to the core of my being as much as he did. Because of him, I can't even stand the name Manuel anymore. Everyone I've ever met with that name just comes across as a retard. Even more irritating than Denilson, and that's saying something.

Wasn't just his incompetence, Al was like a disease. just his name on the teamsheet was enough to have me feeling slightly depressed before the game. During the game, I'd nearly die of violent heart palpitations any time the ball came anywhere near our 18. And whenever the blond wonder made his expected blunder, I'd fall into full depression mode for the weekend.

And gets me annoyed with Wenger even more. He made that thing captain of the club a few times. I repeat - Almunia has been Captain of the Fucking Arsenal! I'll never forgive that. Wenger for offering, Almunia for accepting.

πŸ˜† πŸ˜† Seriously one of the funniest posts ever. I feel your pain Flobobski!

Biggus wrote:
flobaba wrote:

Twas a choice between him and Gallas. But I had to go with Gay Al. Gallas never pretended to be anything other than what he was - a mercenary and a cunt, I had a rant about us signing him back on A-M, and still feel some revulsion when I remember that, but at least he was a good defender.

Untrue, from the moment he arrived at the club he criticised everybody and everything, and this was back when we weren't that bad.
When he was made capi he was pure poison and part of the cancer that destroyed us, it was the same as France at the world cup.
Its a real disappointment that he's not weaving his magic again at Tottenham.

Maybe there is something to learn from that.