Actually, nah, I like Drogba. Peter Crouch instead.

I almost forgot - Arjen Robben.

Anyway, I'm off home.

Pepe

Sheringham
Neville
Terry
Cole
RVN

Pepe Drunk?

Klaus wrote:

You've forgotten Scott Parker, Rex. And Nigel De Jong, who's possibly the cunt of the century so far.

... And no, I don't really think Parker is one of the top five criminals of all time but fucking hell, he deserves a mention. He looks like shit, he plays like shit and he tackles like shit. He's the kind of person that should be neutered so he can't reproduce. Worst of all is that he used to have a bit of potential before he decided it was easier to just become another clogger.

Why the hate? I would love to see him play for us. Quality player

Roy Keane
Barton
Shawcross
Diouf
de Jong

Dan Smith, the cunt who broke Diaby's ankle, deserves a mention.

Humble Rex wrote:

Does he even count for a PL player though? A cunt extraordinaire no doubt, but he only has 3 PL appearances.

You're taking thread policing to whole new levels.

And I think you'll find the title says 'in the PL era' which technically means any player after '92.

Humble Rex wrote:

Pepe LeFrits wrote:

I almost forgot - Arjen Robben.

Anyway, I'm off home.

Good move Pepe...

Have a nice evening, relax, have a whiskey, but most importantly stay away from the computer! :angel:

I think I've added good value to this thread.

I mentioned Dan Smith btw.

5th place Lee Bowyer.
This rat faced racist when not using drugs spent his time beating up Asian kids. He had a stellar career which resulted in 1 England cap and 1 league cup against the most inept Arsenal team ever.
But the highlight was when he attacked a (black) team mate on the pitch to the amusement of all.

4th place Wayne Rooney.
Lock up your grannys folks hot Wayne is on the prowl, a man so ugly his transplanted pubic hair actually makes him look better.
Since announcing himself to the world with a fluke goal against us as a 16 year old he went on to further endear himself by diving past Sol to cheat us of our invincible run- What a little troll.

3rd place John Terry.
"Gruppenfurhrer" Terrys treatment of the disabled and racial minorities would make Heinrich Himmler proud, loves to handle the ball and his team mates missus'
His strong leadership of the most hated Chelsea team ever was somewhat undermined when he lost his nerve and slipped on his arse to hand Man Utd the CL and then cried like a girl.
This man provided Abou Diabys only claim to fame a lovely right boot to the face.

2nd place Teddy Sheringham.
I'm probably showing my age here as I remember his career which began back in the mists of time.
Teddy a self confessed Arsenal hater once purposely missed a penalty for his beloved Tottenham to help his beloved Manchester Utd in the title race against us.
He was a constant thorn in our side and that makes him so despised.

And the winner is! Ladies & Gentlemen I give you- William Eric Gallas.
A thief who stole from fellow apprentices, threatened to score an own goal if not allowed to leave Chelsea, was made captain over the much loved Gilberto, when not smoking was single-handedly wrecking moral in our dressing in 07/08 was so hated that nobody spoke to him, forced Kolo out and then left to join Spurs!
He's a worthy winner of the King Kunt award.

Sheringham
Horseface
Neville
Rooney
Terry

Humble Rex wrote:

I´d love for you to come up with the reasoning behind the nominees at the Academy Awards Gus.

I'll leave that to Ricky Gervais.

Clrnc wrote:

Why the hate? I would love to see him play for us. Quality player

Except he's not. He's a terrible footballer, and one of the dirtiest cunts I've ever seen on a football field to boot.

brilliant Biggus