My mate at work, who is a spurs fan, can be really annoying at times. He's carrying his v plates aged 27 and he is hopeless with girls since he goes all awkward n weird, just acts like a 12 year old around em. Anyway when he gets under my skin about anything arsenal I just put him in his place by reminding him he's well bald n that he'll go to the grave a virgin or on the register