Just came across this somewhere. Never gets old, this!
Great Patrick Vieira anecdote by Dein. Says when the Frenchman first came to England, it was his job to take care of him
Dein (speaking French with Vieira): Can you say anything in English?
Vieira: Oui.
Dein: What?
Vieira: Tottenham are s**t!
Dein: Who told you that?
Vieira: Ray Parlour