If we're playing in the Europa league.

YOU NO LIKE FALCAO?!

Hope, nor Hulk.

Do like Princess William though. She's a hottie.

P.I.L.F.!!!

I'd have a bit of her sister Pippa too.

Both average but Harry is going to ruin Pippa tonight. Trust me.

they're above average clearly

Not in my opinion. Not that it matters.

She's not amazing at all, good looking like but if you were gonna be king someday you could definitely do better.

Screw that, she's hot.

Chelsea Davey looks like a crack-whore now though. Shame, she used to have potential.

Kate is slammin'. So is her sister.

Great ass on that pippa

dreamt about it last night

She's locally hot, on the big stage she's ordinary.

Boat isn't anything to write home about.

You wouldn't even have to talk to 'em to know that they're proper posh totty though would you? They just have that look about them.

Wonder if she sucks mad dick

Posh girls always do.

The old "I usually don't do this kind of thing"

That and the other classic that they don't want you to think that they are a slag so you can't sleep with them.