Klaus Kai Havertz and Gabriel Jesus (for three weeks a year) are our strikers.
We’ve a geriatric as back up to Martinelli. We started the season with a 17 year old as Saka’s back up.
There is no clear back up for Odegaard.
We signed Mikel Merino who has shown his best form as third choice striker.
Partey speaks for himself, and when he wasn’t fit we hoped Jorginho had one of his weeks of fitness to cover.
There’s periodically discussions about which full back we’d like to see, or might have to see in the holding midfield slot because it turns out it isn’t a great idea to have two players in that position who are over 30.
Midfield pretty much rests on Declan Rice as there is no real leadership or creativity aside from him thundering free kicks in.
We could afford to let Tierney and Tomiyasu go and be no worse off for it in terms of numbers. Could arguably let Zinchenko leave without needing to replace him too. Probably another left back or two I’ve forgotten.
Winner of Britain’s Got Talent gets to be goalie number 2. Had a couple of comedians. Probably due a dog act soon.