Big Willie All that hatred for us during the late 90s/early 2000s has made us somehow their biggest rival over their traditional rivals in Liverpool and their local rivals in City.
To be fair, our recent decade and a half in the wilderness made me loathe United at least as much, or more than Spurs. The latter are a perpetual joke that hasn't won a title since the Beatles were the Quarrymen.
United's predicament up and down the club since Ferguson left in 2013 has delighted me and never more than now. If we humiliated them 0–5 or better today, then given their current straits it would be as joyful as winning the FA Cup for me. I hope the world's richest club stays a laughing stock for the rest of my days.