The beauty of it all … INEOS clearly believe they're pulling ten Hag's puppet strings, when it's actually the other way round.
Our shining messiah is intent on fucking them all over again, having won the FA Cup and made the club such a basket case that between the begrudged fact of a literal trophy, and the distaste of anyone more sane to coach there, he must be retained. Forget six-dimensional chess, this is a career strategy conducted on the outside of any representable reality whatsoever.