You jest, but Osimhen seems like the one to get to me—he's the "Rice" we need up front. Toney would be better than useful if we already had him and of course you'd take him this second if available, but medium term we need the level up.
We also badly need to save Saka from his plight, he's miserable out there. Starting to look chonky and tired all the time, like sad clown Pagliacci with that shitty haircut.