It's funny, I revel so much in ten Hag's steady state misery and denial as United manager I'm hoping they'll be spared complete humiliation on the weekend. What if a bad result means we lose one of the great straight men of high concept comedy?
A bitter draw followed by getting knocked out on penalties would be fine. I can already hear the delusional lowland-accented claims from his post match presser that they gave Liverpool (75% possession, 33 shots, 15 on target, 2 stonewall penalty claims denied) a real battle.