GooneriC not based on the goal scored today. 'Keeper should save that.
Domestic Cups
Claudius Isn't this the first time Rashford's scored at club level in four months? United must be thrilled to be rid of him.
Burnwinter against a midtable Championship team. Probably found his level.
QuincyAbeyie Right, I think he scored against … Albania was it? … as well.
If we'd signed Rashford I'd be way more upset than that we ill-advisedly brought Sterling in to stink the pitch up for £100k per week / ten competitive minutes.
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Burnwinter nothing can be worse than Sterling. He's the lesser spotted black scarecrow
JazzG that is a truly horrendously written tweet. 
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Claudius I dunno, to me a guy who's effectively producing as little food football as Sterling, except he's not here on loan, he's got a disruptive ego, he earns threes times Sterling's wages and people mysteriously always believe he's just about to come good for years on end seems very bad! It'd be just like having a second Gabriel Jesus (edit: except Jesus is a nice guy).
Don Pacifico Everything that's wrong with football.
Don Pacifico there's no way that tweet isn't a piss take... surely?
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RocktheCasbah -- definitely based on humor as Paddy Power is largely a comedy account.