United have skewed the market paying zillions for a fidget spinner
Mykhaylo Mudryk, Ukrainian Wizard
Mudryk seems like he has that rare combination of pace and a really soft touch.
Claudius Brazilian boy?
Guessing Baptista and/or Robinho
You guessed correctly. You get a leopard leotard
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That Baptista one was weird.
We courted him throughout the summer of 2005 as a "Vieira replacement" but when we couldn't get it done we signed Hleb instead, who couldn't have been more different 
Bring Back Kerrea Gilbert Bizarro Wenger for you - need a big commanding centreback? Get another central playmaker in! Lacking quality and depth in the fullback positions? Get another central playmaker in!
Was hoping we could wrap this up quickly , big games coming up in the new year. Guess we will have to overpay or forget it
Bring Back Kerrea Gilbert I reckon the weirdest thing was that when he eventually joined us on loan, he was nowhere near what we needed. Strange for Wenger to get a player so wrong but it clearly did happen from time to time.
Don Pacifico very true. He was so clumsy it was painful to watch. Any player who's a central midfielder stroke striker can't be legit!
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Chelsea have identified Brighton & Hove Albion’s Alexis Mac Allister as an alternative to Enzo Fernández if a deal for the Benfica midfielder proves too costly during January, while the west London club could also hijack Arsenal’s bid for the Shakhtar Donetsk winger Mykhailo Mudryk.
Ah, fuck off Chelsea
Bring Back Kerrea Gilbert what about CB stroke Strikers like Chris Sutton?
Pepe LeFrits Chelsea definitely need more Wingers
Fair to say the nonsense has started
That Memz from the infamous Benzema saga?
It’s gonna be scary but noooot fooor us!
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I love this guy so much. Such a sneaky fella to add that song.
Reports that we’ve submitted a revised bid with all parties confident that a deal will soon be agreed.
Have agreed terms with Mudryk too