I had an awful nightmare 2 nights ago...
I was sitting in a table with Edu and Xhaka in a restaurant. Edu looked very serious as he read a series of stats summarising Xhaka's performance over the past year...
Xhaka looked like was about to be put down... nervously looking at the exit...
Then all of a sudden Edu looks him in the eye and says "do you know what these numbers mean?"
Xhaka stares in suspense... "You made it! We are offering you a new contract, man!" Edu exclaims.
Granit gets up and smiles. Edu gets up as well and takes out a huge 'giant cheque-like' contract for Xhaka to sign right there and then. Everyone else in the restaurant starts clapping in celebration and joyous music plays.
I'm sitting there trying to talk them out of it but they seem not to be able to listen to me. I speak louder. Nothing.
Xhaka signs the contract and Edu walks toward him. They hug and start crying tears of joy while the crowd cheers them on.
Easily one of my most bizarre nightmares.