The good thing is he will decide in the next next 48 hours. Just better hope Barcelona, Madrid, Bayern and Dortmund don’t suddenly discover him in the mean time.

Nah its done guys have some faith

For you guys who are tired hope next time we go for players that no other clubs want

Longer it goes on the less likely he signs for us. Need to get this over the line by tomorrow.

Sicario wrote:

Have we signed this guy yet?

This transfer is getting more tiresome by the day.

What was I saying.....

This guy is getting to big for his boots. Would put a deadline on this and move on if he doesn't meet it.

Y'all are impatient as fuck.

To be fair even reliable journos thought it'd be done by now.

I gave up on us signing him when he was apparently more interested in Napoli. Lets just fix the midfield this summer and sign Upamecano next summer when we're in the Champions League ;D Chambers, Saliba and Mari can take Gabriel's minutes.

His agents are probs causing late shenanigans. Same guys that represented malcom when he pulled a fast one on roma and went to barca

Tambourine Man wrote:

This guy is getting to big for his boots. Would put a deadline on this and move on if he doesn't meet it.

Yep, fear of loss. Let’s close this guy.

Lol. You guys are hilarious. You have no idea what’s happening in the negotiation and are completely losing your minds. You get slivers of information from a negotiation that has lots of moving pieces, and are jumping to conclusions. Let the process play out. Let’s see what happens. Play some PS4, watch Obama, make moonshine.

Haha well said Claude and Coombs and Clrnc. Must be the C names on here - all wise old heads.

Passed his Arsenal medical according to The Times.

Hope he ends up being worth all this trouble.

Gabriel with the aggression and pro-active ball winning style next to the calm, ball playing Saliba. Shades of Vidic-Rio. Both over 6’3”, and under 23 years of age. We eating good.

Strong and physical defenders will always be positive for us.

Passed his medical according to many sources on Twitter

Breaking news: Gabriel has asked for 24 hours to make his decision

@lorddulaarsenal wrote:

Breaking news: Gabriel has asked for 24 hours to make his decision

Or 48.

HomeSteak wrote:
@lorddulaarsenal wrote:

Breaking news: Gabriel has asked for 24 hours to make his decision

Or 48.

46.5

Last day of the transfer window

Gabriel “Ki ‘av anuvva twenny foor arrs ples”

I read he'll decide in the next day or two.

I heard he's going to decide on Saturday when he'll decide to decide

He used to think he was indecisive, but now he’s not too sure

Gabriel has passed his medical with us.

United and PSG are now favourites to get him

Clrnc wrote:

Gabriel has passed his medical with us.

United and PSG are now favourites to get him

Good. Let PSG and United fans deal with his attention-seeking behaviour. As Luther Vandross said, if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with... 

Clrnc wrote:

Gabriel has passed his medical with us.

United and PSG are now favourites to get him

Source? Smells like BS to me mate

We’re a guaranteed shag for Gabriel. He knows it n all. We’ve been staring at him across the dance floor pretty much all night. Occasionally biting our bottom lip gently and following it up with a pout.

Gabriel has seen a few girls make their way into the VIP section. They’ve got legs that go on forever. Gabriel’s drunk mate knows one of them through work and he’s said to Gabriel “Ah yeeh mate, I’ll get choo in there, Ive heard they like extremely one footed centrebacks who seemingly go to ground toooften”

Gabriel’s chosen to see how this one might play out.

Lol@Dula.

Btw I’ve never seen so much hype/anticipation for a player 99 per cent of us have never seen play. He bloody better be Lillian Thuram Mark 2 for all this effort/stress.

@lorddulaarsenal wrote:

We’re a guaranteed shag for Gabriel. He knows it too. We’ve been staring at him across the dance floor pretty much all night. Occasionally biting our bottom lip gently and following it up with a pout.

Gabriel has seen a few girls make their way into the VIP section. They’ve got legs that go on forever. Gabriel’s drunk mate knows one of them through work and he’s said to Gabriel “Ah yeeh mate, I’ll get choo in there, Ive heard they like extremely one footed centrebacks who seemingly go to ground to often”

Gabriel’s chosen to see how this one might play out.

I've seen how this one ends. Gabriel as good confirmed.

Qwiss! wrote:
@lorddulaarsenal wrote:

We’re a guaranteed shag for Gabriel. He knows it too. We’ve been staring at him across the dance floor pretty much all night. Occasionally biting our bottom lip gently and following it up with a pout.

Gabriel has seen a few girls make their way into the VIP section. They’ve got legs that go on forever. Gabriel’s drunk mate knows one of them through work and he’s said to Gabriel “Ah yeeh mate, I’ll get choo in there, Ive heard they like extremely one footed centrebacks who seemingly go to ground to often”

Gabriel’s chosen to see how this one might play out.

I've seen how this one ends. Gabriel as good confirmed.

You mean Gabriel going home to Lille with blue balls confirmed

Arsenal fans are actually mental 😆

Couple of reports that this is now done. Reckon it’s announced tomorrow.

that's some impressive sleuthing.

this guys agents are briefing journos way too much. Always sus when that happens

@lorddulaarsenal wrote:

We’re a guaranteed shag for Gabriel. He knows it n all. We’ve been staring at him across the dance floor pretty much all night. Occasionally biting our bottom lip gently and following it up with a pout.

Gabriel has seen a few girls make their way into the VIP section. They’ve got legs that go on forever. Gabriel’s drunk mate knows one of them through work and he’s said to Gabriel “Ah yeeh mate, I’ll get choo in there, Ive heard they like extremely one footed centrebacks who seemingly go to ground toooften”

Gabriel’s chosen to see how this one might play out.

Brilliant. At least his transfer thread has kept us entertained. I'm now 76% sure that he will make a decision in the next two weeks.

Bryant wrote:

here's romano's update

Increased our bid or increased salary terms? Increasing our bid would make no sense. Lille accepted.

It sounds like it's just dodgy English for us offering Gabriel bigger wages.