JazzG jones discriminating against those with good hair. No need for it.
Jones must secretly envy Holding's luscious locks. I mean, can you blame him? His hair is so fabulous, it may as well have its own fan club.
And the poor guy, its not really his fault that his game's suffered a bit? Not everyone has Arteta's perfect lego hair. Dude is caught in the crossfire between football and hair care. It's such a time-consuming effort. Shampooing, brushing, and perfectly tucking of his strands into his headband is energy sapping.
While his most of the team is focused during the game, Holding is already knackered from catering to his hair. Let's give him some slack guys.
