Burnwinter is this going to be like that time Flo tried to make 'Merry-ball' a thing?
HOUSEBOAT - Warning: tenuous links ahead!
Don Pacifico Ha! No. It's already a thing: my thing. I'll assess our transfers as they come in and see if it works.
What on earth is RST
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It's BW's new template for signing players - Reliability, Skill, Teamwork. I heard he paid some consulting house a lot of money to come up with it.
Really Serious Talent
Rascal Sometimes Tame
Required Systematic Technician
Remarkable Sleeve Tattoos
Claudius "Rice, Saliba, Trossard"
You're all just jealous
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Burnwinter itβs the same three things I look for - just not as sexy. Ability, Fit, Availability
If we already had Guimaraes, he could get on the field this weekend and kick Antony 6 feet into the air. Just to set things right in the world. Bruno too.
Claudius to set things right in the world, someone would also have to kick Guimaraes 6 feet into the air.
Claudius Not quite the same, but I'll give you the summer to catch up.
lorddulaarsenal I definitely let my bias cloud my judgment with him. Still think he's a douche but warming up to him becoming our douche. The line breaking passes and balls over the top would be a great addition to the team, especially if we add a little more pace in the attack to latch onto those balls like Isak and Almiron have done at NUFC. Also like how he isn't afraid to take a pop at goal from deep if it's there - have seen Liverpool and City win too many games the last two years due to great shooting from outside the box and would love to see us steal a few in the same way.
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TNAT posted our attacking Targets
-Isak. Arteta loves him and thinks he can play as a LW. But almost no chance Newcastle sell him this summer after Bruno.
-Neto. Have always been interested but injury concerns
-Nico Williams. Wants minimum 300k/w wage which is off putting. We have made contact with him but so have many other top clubs
-Olise. Spoken to him already, but not likely as he is not the best fit for us.
-We are not actively looking to sell Jesus.
Getting more and more houseboaty. Any one of us could have typed this lol
Yeah this is not insider info. I'm glad we are seriously looking at Nico Williams. Hard to imagine paying those types of wages but I think he's on pretty high wages at the moment at Bilbao. Have to imagine there are other targets that the club is keeping under wraps! Doubt that TNAT is going to be able to keep that Patreon going if he's already posting trash like this...
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Clrnc Any one of us could have typed this lol
Maybe one of us did