if we spend more than 15M on this guy then im just going to take a year long sabbatical from following arsenal

Doubt we're interested but he's another crock who would fit in well. He's probably friends with Wilshere, Welbeck and Ox so would keep them good company in the treatment room.

The only thing I dislike about him is that silly dance he does during a goal celebration. Other than that, a perfect striker for us (barring the injuries). Özil would finally smile playing behind him. And Welbz would love playing with him as they're close mates. Be proper chuffed if we nab him.

it will be a joy to watch for the 7 or 8 games a season that he's fit for

I reckon £15m on Sturridge would roughly equate to 1 million per PL game next season.