From arseblog today- LOLZ
"Anyway, we’ve got Mesut Özil and that makes all that kind of bollocks irrelevant. It’s one of those things that provides a glow throughout the day.
“I’m sorry, Bill, but you’re fired.”
“It’s ok, we’ve got Mesut Özil.”
“Not only are you fired, I’m sleeping with your wife.”
“Well, at we’ve got Mesut Özil.”
“And you know that lump you went to the doctor about? Cancer. Of the helmet. I read the letter while I was in your wife. Numerous times. On your bed. And the sofa. And kitchen table. While your dog watched.”
“Whatever, we’ve got Mesut Özil.”
