I know this transfer won't happen, and as such it shouldn't irk me so much people talking favorably about it, but really guys, Rooney? really?
Most of you would have exchanged jerseys at half time with VanPersie ala Santos is my feeling.
In fact, I suspect that if Shawcross had a great defensive season last time out, and we were linked to him, you wouldn't mind eh? So what the cunt broke Ramsey's leg and almost ended the kid's career? He would improve us is all that matters, no?
No pride, no dignity, and it disgusts me. Even if the manager has lost his pride and dignity, and the owners are utterly clueless, we as fans can't afford to go that route.
People, it's Wayne fucking Rooney!
We need our hate figures. We need our bitterness and angst towards certain players, certain teams, to be as strong, as virulent as it was when they first hurt us. If we start to forgive and forget, we might as well pack it in and call it a day. We might as well give Rooney a congratulatory plaque for diving to end our unbeaten record. "Good job, son". Vieira and Roy Keane might as well hold hands in fields of gold, skipping merrily into the sunset, shirtless, to live happily ever after, feeding each other grapes while listening to do re mi from the Sound of Music.
Like Pacino, We gotta hold on to our angst, preserve it because we need it, it keeps us sharp. On the edge. Where we gotta be
Fuck Wayne Rooney, Fuck Man U. I'm tired of this shit. There's other players out there that would improve us. Some of Y'all need to grow a pair.
