db_Is_Me transfer response template
This player will not transfer to Arsenal for the following reason(s):
[X] He will cost more than 15M pounds
[X] His wages are more than 100K pounds a week
[X] There are rumours that Man City, Man Utd, Chelsea, Barcelona, Real Madrid, PSG, Juventus, Inter Milan or ______________ are interested
[X] He has already played for Man City, Man Utd, Chelsea, Barcelona, Real Madrid, PSG, Juventus, Inter Milan or ________________
[ ] It would kill the development of the young prospect _________________
[ ] Arsenal need to fix other positions with other players first
[ ] ____________________ is a better player in his position and we should go for him first.
Additionally, if he did come to Arsenal, this player would fail because he :
[ ] is too old and declining
[ ] is too young and inexperienced
[ ] has a career littered with lengthy injuries and will soon be injured again
[ ] does not have the 'mentality' that Wenger talks about
[X] is another midget
[ ] won't be able to handle the physicality/pace etc of the EPL
[ ] does not fit the Arsenal style of play
[ ] does not actually play in any position of Arsenal's normal formation(s)
[ ] is not as good as _______________, who we already have
[ ] is totally crap
Damn.... that's actually pretty good. I might need to add a checkbox for "is Wayne Rooney".
