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Christian Benteke

MistaT

Let's do better than Giroud first.

lorddulaarsenal

Dortmund interested

sabret00the

@lorddulaarsenal wrote:
Dortmund interested

Doubt it. They play intelligent decisive possession football. Benteke has the brain of a testube baby that was accidentally boiled before being swallowed and puked into a vagina and only by the will of a miracle, made it to full term only for the parents to ask ironic questions like "why did this happen to our baby?".

Oh well, better them than us.

Captain

You should think before you type.

lorddulaarsenal

sabret00the wrote:
@lorddulaarsenal wrote:
Dortmund interested

Doubt it. They play intelligent decisive possession football. Benteke has the brain of a testube baby that was accidentally boiled before being swallowed and puked into a vagina and only by the will of a miracle, made it to full term only for the parents to ask ironic questions like "why did this happen to our baby?".

Oh well, better them than us.

Test tube*

Mirth

sabret00the wrote:
@lorddulaarsenal wrote:
Dortmund interested

Doubt it. They play intelligent decisive possession football. Benteke has the brain of a testube baby that was accidentally boiled before being swallowed and puked into a vagina and only by the will of a miracle, made it to full term only for the parents to ask ironic questions like "why did this happen to our baby?".

Oh well, better them than us.

Benteke's not the only one with issues.

flobaba

I think Sabe's on drugs

Burnwinter

Overly subtle self satire taken straight is my guess. Sabre's absurd metaphors are his trademark.

Klaus

@lorddulaarsenal wrote:
sabret00the wrote:
Doubt it. They play intelligent decisive possession football. Benteke has the brain of a testube baby that was accidentally boiled before being swallowed and puked into a vagina and only by the will of a miracle, made it to full term only for the parents to ask ironic questions like "why did this happen to our baby?".

Oh well, better them than us.

Test tube*

Yes, that's the only thing that is wrong with that post.

lorddulaarsenal

Someone's clearly let him on their cell phone/tablet during visiting hours

kamikaze

@lorddulaarsenal wrote:
Test tube*

😆

MistaT

Can rule this out now - wouldn't want to kill Yaya Sanogo's future now would we?

Irishgunner

MistaT wrote:
Can rule this out now - wouldn't want to kill Yaya Sanogo's future now would we?

I personally think that signing sanago makes someone like Benteke more likely, looks like Wenger is going for big, physical strikers.

YounGunner

sabret00the wrote:
@lorddulaarsenal wrote:
Dortmund interested

Doubt it. They play intelligent decisive possession football. Benteke has the brain of a testube baby that was accidentally boiled before being swallowed and puked into a vagina and only by the will of a miracle, made it to full term only for the parents to ask ironic questions like "why did this happen to our baby?".

Oh well, better them than us.

Yet again another player of African descent getting the unwarranted unintelligent tag by arm chair pundits like yourself. Bentekker's ability to bring his team mates into play has been nothing short of excellent all season.

Ray

Irish gunner wrote:
MistaT wrote:
Can rule this out now - wouldn't want to kill Yaya Sanogo's future now would we?

I personally think that signing sanago makes someone like Benteke more likely, looks like Wenger is going for big, physical strikers.

Wenger has always gone for those type of strikers. Benteke wont happen, probably Jovetic or Rooney will though.

Burnwinter

YounGunner wrote:
Yet again another player of African descent getting the unwarranted unintelligent tag by arm chair pundits like yourself. Bentekker's ability to bring his team mates into play has been nothing short of excellent all season.

Bentekkerz 🙂

Isn't Sabes black? Thought he was, but either way I don't see anything racist in his posts.

Captain

A bit of casual racism would have been the least of his worries, to be fair.

Timbob

Maybe Sabes was being ironic? :-%

Cannon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOpHq5qyYRs

Decent vid of his goals for villa

Kurtz

This guy scored 19 goals in the PL with dross around him. Only 22 as well. Why haven't we payed the £12 million to get this guy yet!? Higher ceiling than Higuain, cheaper than Michu, more PL ready than Jovetic and Sanogo.

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