Please hang on while I throw my laptop out the window.

m**** f*****

Told you guys not to watch it.

This is not cool.

Heartbreaker for Southampton...

Disgusting

If God exists he looks like this

Oh, sweet fucking maladapted Jesus, spare us

Why couldn't he have fucked off to Barcelona like those other ingrates.

Surprisingly after all the bile and rage I had for him when he left I'm not too bothered about him scoring.

Then again I haven't seen any of his goals.

Absolutely fuming.

Don't care about him, care that ManU won...

4 goals already. Giroud better start firing soon

He'll have retired by the time we need to worry about United's results.

Now I remember why I try to never, ever watch those cunts play.

Sickening.

You can just fucking tell that after contriving to lose that Southampton are going to be well up for it again next week.

On slight positive in general is seeing so many of the big teams conceding a lot of goals.

Cunt can't stop scoring. 🙁

Don't even want to think about what could have been if... fuck off.