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But seriously, they're nothing alike. Santos is much more intelligent and aware as a footballer and their styles aren't similar at all. And off the pitch I'm not sure how much of a joker Santos is, strikes me as much more serious and professional (his fitness aside, though I'm not sure he can do much about it, brazilians tend to get fat as they reach the big 3 oh).
edit: oh God I just remembered Eboue's diving and play-acting. So glad we got rid of him...