We definitely had terms ready behind the scenes - I'm not convinced they were sufficiently generous, but we didn't get to negotiate anyway, because he forced our hand and forced a move.
I'm sure Van Persie has mixed feelings about how this has panned out, but fuck him. He got conned willingly by his agent. Take the money and move on.
Because of this, if we finish ahead of United this season, it will, for once, be "like a trophy".
Hey Robin - here's a late 29th birthday wish:
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
'Cause you're evil
And you lie
And if you should die
I may feel slightly sad
(But I won't cry)