I'm guessing it'll take as long for him to ping an inch perfect 50 yard ball with his right foot, ferret across, pick the ball up again and drill a 50 yard inch perfect pass with his left foot as it will for you to fall in love with him. Then he'll belt in a 30 yard freekick-might be right foot, might be left foot, depends on his mood- and you'll go head fully over heels.
Seriously, the bloke is a top player. He might not be exactly what we need, depends on your opinion, but there simply is no doubting his quality.