I like part where he was drawn out wide went to block a cross and wore it in his melon

Scottie reminds me of a time when I had to give a presentation to an international association rep at my previous job. He had this incredible posh accent. During the Q&A I was trying very hard to swallow my rude sniggers. One of the toughest Q&As I ever had to do.

6 days later

"Getting a bit wild there again, Scottie, I've got things under control..."

5 months later

Ah, Scottie.
It's tragic what's happened to him

Chin up - I just found a picture where he looks like a jockey!

Ha!

And here he is with a suspicious looking bag - large enough for a human head.
Poor Glen Johnson.

He's thinking to himself: "He won't pop out smiling no more, I've taken care of that. imaginary evil laughter"

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Bet he'd have some explaining to do if the contents popped out of that bag.

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Ah, bless his little legs.

😆 Screen test for Guy Ritchie's football-themed Se7en "reboot".

Klaus wrote:

Chin up - I just found a picture where he looks like a jockey!

When I see this I can't help but thinking that there is nothing at all going on behind those eyes. Wonder if he has to really push his concentration when he ties his shoe laces? There is also no way he is doing his ties himself.

Interviewer: tea or coffee?
Parker: uh, what was the middle one?

I think he would be totally lost on the pitch if were to chew a gum at the same time.

a month later
21 days later

Ah, bless him. 🙂

15 days later