Amazing
The big bad Scottie Parker shitness thread
I like part where he was drawn out wide went to block a cross and wore it in his melon
Scottie reminds me of a time when I had to give a presentation to an international association rep at my previous job. He had this incredible posh accent. During the Q&A I was trying very hard to swallow my rude sniggers. One of the toughest Q&As I ever had to do.
"Getting a bit wild there again, Scottie, I've got things under control..."
Bump.
Ah, Scottie.
It's tragic what's happened to him
Chin up - I just found a picture where he looks like a jockey!
Ha!
And here he is with a suspicious looking bag - large enough for a human head.
Poor Glen Johnson.
He's thinking to himself: "He won't pop out smiling no more, I've taken care of that. imaginary evil laughter"
Bet he'd have some explaining to do if the contents popped out of that bag.
Ah, bless his little legs.
Screen test for Guy Ritchie's football-themed Se7en "reboot".
Klaus wrote:Chin up - I just found a picture where he looks like a jockey!
When I see this I can't help but thinking that there is nothing at all going on behind those eyes. Wonder if he has to really push his concentration when he ties his shoe laces? There is also no way he is doing his ties himself.
Interviewer: tea or coffee?
Parker: uh, what was the middle one?
I think he would be totally lost on the pitch if were to chew a gum at the same time.
Guess who's back!
Ah, bless him.
Bale maybe the new best player in the world but let's see if he can carry Scottie til the end of may
Depressed Rex wrote:He is a fine tackler though!
::hmm:
It is less fun when they are comfortably ahead of us in the table.
May as well give up on life if you can't laugh at Scottie Parker Rex
Oh I can laugh at him alright! Not just as hard.
Witness the ****ness.
Hadn't heard this one (from yesterday)
In the battle of the side-winding English ball-shuttlers, Scott Parker was overshadowed by Gareth Barry. He may have attracted the rather unkind nickname "Davros" from some Spurs supporters – tribute to his favourite slow-motion, 180-degree turn in possession, reminiscent of the chair-bound swivels of the Dalek overlord ...
@ Y Va
I forgot to mention a few weeks back....I was having a conversation over a pub lunch on the first sunny warmish day this year. The boys naturally start talking about footy and we mention our clubs and who we hate. Randomly my Villa supporting mate said he hates Spurs with a passion. He doesn't even know why but he's always hated them. It made me chuckle.
But then my female friend says, 'Oh I love Scott Parker. He's so handsome'.
I immediately thought of you and this thread.
Handsome!? Wtf! Is she hard of sight?
She what? Girl needs therapy.
Seriously though I suppose he has those regular features that some girls like.
Is she not worried about that look in his eyes though, or his stubby legs?
I see him and I think - Tom Ripley.
Chilling
Actually his reflection in the mirror looks a bit better.
That is too spooky
Ripley, that's exactly the look he goes for. He'd wear chinos on a yacht even if meant getting them wet.
Ripley from Aliens? Yeah, I can see that.
He looks like he has another mouth on his forehead
He looks like an old knee with poor hair.
He's so weird
y va marquer wrote:He looks like he has another mouth on his forehead
This I like.
Wish AVB would stop subbing him off.
y va marquer wrote:He looks like he has another mouth on his forehead