Depressed Rex wrote:

He is a fine tackler though!

::hmm:

It is less fun when they are comfortably ahead of us in the table.

May as well give up on life if you can't laugh at Scottie Parker Rex

Oh I can laugh at him alright! Not just as hard.

Witness the ****ness.

Hadn't heard this one (from yesterday)

In the battle of the side-winding English ball-shuttlers, Scott Parker was overshadowed by Gareth Barry. He may have attracted the rather unkind nickname "Davros" from some Spurs supporters – tribute to his favourite slow-motion, 180-degree turn in possession, reminiscent of the chair-bound swivels of the Dalek overlord ...

@ Y Va

I forgot to mention a few weeks back....I was having a conversation over a pub lunch on the first sunny warmish day this year. The boys naturally start talking about footy and we mention our clubs and who we hate. Randomly my Villa supporting mate said he hates Spurs with a passion. He doesn't even know why but he's always hated them. It made me chuckle.

But then my female friend says, 'Oh I love Scott Parker. He's so handsome'.

I immediately thought of you and this thread.

Handsome!? Wtf! Is she hard of sight?

She what? Girl needs therapy.
Seriously though I suppose he has those regular features that some girls like.
Is she not worried about that look in his eyes though, or his stubby legs?
I see him and I think - Tom Ripley.
Chilling

Actually his reflection in the mirror looks a bit better.
That is too spooky

Ripley, that's exactly the look he goes for. He'd wear chinos on a yacht even if meant getting them wet.

Ripley from Aliens? Yeah, I can see that.

He looks like he has another mouth on his forehead

He looks like an old knee with poor hair.

y va marquer wrote:

He looks like he has another mouth on his forehead

This I like.

Wish AVB would stop subbing him off.

y va marquer wrote:

He looks like he has another mouth on his forehead