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The big bad Scottie Parker shitness thread

lorddulaarsenal

Bale maybe the new best player in the world but let's see if he can carry Scottie til the end of may

Conor

Depressed Rex wrote:
He is a fine tackler though!

😆

y va marquer

::hmm:😆

Rex

It is less fun when they are comfortably ahead of us in the table. 🙁

y va marquer

May as well give up on life if you can't laugh at Scottie Parker Rex

Rex

Oh I can laugh at him alright! Not just as hard. 🙁

y va marquer

Witness the ****ness.

Burnwinter

Hadn't heard this one (from yesterday)

In the battle of the side-winding English ball-shuttlers, Scott Parker was overshadowed by Gareth Barry. He may have attracted the rather unkind nickname "Davros" from some Spurs supporters – tribute to his favourite slow-motion, 180-degree turn in possession, reminiscent of the chair-bound swivels of the Dalek overlord ...

😆

Tony Montana

@ Y Va

I forgot to mention a few weeks back....I was having a conversation over a pub lunch on the first sunny warmish day this year. The boys naturally start talking about footy and we mention our clubs and who we hate. Randomly my Villa supporting mate said he hates Spurs with a passion. He doesn't even know why but he's always hated them. It made me chuckle.

But then my female friend says, 'Oh I love Scott Parker. He's so handsome'.

I immediately thought of you and this thread. 😆

Timbob

Handsome!? Wtf! Is she hard of sight?

y va marquer

She what? 😆 Girl needs therapy.
Seriously though I suppose he has those regular features that some girls like.
Is she not worried about that look in his eyes though, or his stubby legs?
I see him and I think - Tom Ripley.
Chilling

Actually his reflection in the mirror looks a bit better.
That is too spooky

Burnwinter

Ripley, that's exactly the look he goes for. He'd wear chinos on a yacht even if meant getting them wet.

Timbob

Ripley from Aliens? Yeah, I can see that.

lorddulaarsenal

y va marquer

He looks like he has another mouth on his forehead

Klaus

He looks like an old knee with poor hair.

lorddulaarsenal

He's so weird

spacemanspiff

y va marquer wrote:
He looks like he has another mouth on his forehead

😆

y va marquer

😆 This I like.

Wish AVB would stop subbing him off.

Mirth

y va marquer wrote:
He looks like he has another mouth on his forehead

😆 😆

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