I've never seen a man with so many facial expressions still always look like he's constipated and desperately trying to crank out a turd before his intestines rupture.

Here's another pic where he's making fun of handicapped people:

Goodness, why does he wear these unfortunate expressions. He should sign a contract with Getty and Reuters to edit all of his photographs with a smiling, happy face.

I can't get enough. Laughing out loud here.

Coombs wrote:

I can't get enough. Laughing out loud here.

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So am I. This is brilliant.

He is a fine tackler though!

Voted England fans 2011 POTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#@#%@#$TASDGSDFHW$%UQAfsdjvio[jcfoawuet90283u5t203

I really dont get the hate for him. Someone explain to me?

Rooney always has to be ahead of him in any vote for POTY but, to be honest, England is in a sorry state. There aren't that many players who have been healthy who are better than him. Lampard and the rat Cole are options, Wilshere and Gerrard have been injured, but it's bleak after that. England need Oxlade, Wilshere, Cleverly and Sturridge to develop sharpish.

You have to appreciate that most England fans don't support premiership teams and Scott Parker embodies certain traits that they find appealing. Plus he exhibited them in the last 'big' game against Spain.

That is fair. And he has some traits that I admire as well. Our NLD aside, there are so many times I watch our team and wish that they played with a pulse. Players like Parker and Kuyt may not be very talented, but the level of effort and ability to energize their teammates is something that we've been missing since Flamini.

Messi's a bit rubbish to be frank. Without that lightning speed, the tricky feet and the accurate finishing, he'd be quite plain.

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Thing about Messi is that he has the same grit and determination as those guys but it is channelled into power dribbles and a love of the ball instead of running around like a headless chicken.

😆 those pics in the previous pages are hilarious, it is all just too easy

Tony Montana wrote:

Dunno why but this imagine is the most disturbing one yet. 😆

That´s your captain for the Euros GM. 🙂

It's great that we are gonna win the euros despite having guys like him. Makes it even more of an achievement

General Mirth wrote:

Dunno why but this imagine is the most disturbing one yet. 😆

Probably because it looks like his skull is made of putty and has been squeezed out of shape. Parallelogram cranium syndrome.

Or maybe it is because it looks like the picture belongs next to a headline about the peculiar disappearance of several kids from the neighborhood.

Klaus wrote:

Or maybe it is because it looks like the picture belongs next to a headline about the peculiar disappearance of several kids from the neighborhood.

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General Mirth wrote:

Dunno why but this imagine is the most disturbing one yet. 😆

*image. Fucking predicament text!

Guess who has been made captain of England?

Little Scottie Parker future England captain

Even back then something intensely annoying about him.