I've never seen a man with so many facial expressions still always look like he's constipated and desperately trying to crank out a turd before his intestines rupture.

Here's another pic where he's making fun of handicapped people:

Goodness, why does he wear these unfortunate expressions. He should sign a contract with Getty and Reuters to edit all of his photographs with a smiling, happy face.

I can't get enough. Laughing out loud here.

Coombs wrote:

I can't get enough. Laughing out loud here.

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So am I. This is brilliant.

He is a fine tackler though!

Voted England fans 2011 POTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#@#%@#$TASDGSDFHW$%UQAfsdjvio[jcfoawuet90283u5t203

I really dont get the hate for him. Someone explain to me?

Rooney always has to be ahead of him in any vote for POTY but, to be honest, England is in a sorry state. There aren't that many players who have been healthy who are better than him. Lampard and the rat Cole are options, Wilshere and Gerrard have been injured, but it's bleak after that. England need Oxlade, Wilshere, Cleverly and Sturridge to develop sharpish.