Deserves his own thread. Source of great entertainment
The big bad Scottie Parker shitness thread
Good idea.
I've already posted this in the laugh at Spurs thread but I think it needs to be here too.
In my dream spurs player his stubby legs feature.
His legs, palacios bit between his head and shoulders, modrics mouth, bales ears, lennons eyebrow tramlines,
Got a ton of those!
Going to look for some more, better than watching the CC final.
Scotty's great attribute is that he brings energy to the midfield. He didn't do that today. All he did was bring a careless, reckless streak that threatened to injure our players. Whenever he was on-screen, he was either maiming our boys or mean-mugging the referee.
He's as headless a chicken as a headless chicken can be. :LOL:
He's over rated beyond imagination though. Could have caused a serious injury to RVP.
That's avatar material right there.
at these pics.
Tony Montana wrote:
y va marquer wrote:
I was just going to post this.
y va marquer wrote:
Bullfrog mode.
with his stupid 50's greasy haircut
It's a bit lame but it made me laugh anyway.
Something about the look in the fox's eyes.
More intelligence behind them than behind Parker's.
http://arsenalist.com/video/?id=xp2c7p
While we are at it, look at VP turning parker. He's on his knees
If someone could get a screenshot, it'd be epic.
y va marquer wrote:
It's a bit lame but it made me laugh anyway.
Something about the look in the fox's eyes.
More intelligence behind them than behind Parker's.
Parker's a trier, I'll give him that. He leaves nothing out on the field, and that is admirable, but he is one damn overrated footballer.
See how much ball goes into the forward Ricky, as I said in the match thread?
Proper teams simply can't allow that.
Exactly mate. That's what I see every time I watch them play, they are so porous it's unreal.
Parker's tactical game is way below other similar players, I'm talking about the top boys here. He runs a lot, puts his body on the line for his team, but he doesn't have a good understanding of what's happening around about him. Some of that is down to the lack of coordiantion between the midfield and the centrebacks and the gaps that appear between the two lines, but Parker runs around pretty much clueless most of the time.
Whatever the case, Spurs are NOT a good team from a defensive point of view.
Pretty much. They have Ledley and that's it although the others are good; he's the difference.
I'll tell you about Harry's training in the batcave if you fancy.
I think you could be right Ricky
Having said that they don't come up against sheer quality like Robin too often.
He mugged them.
Parkers massively overrated, always has been. There's a reason he came up short at Chelsea and its because he's just not good enough.
I just absolutely refuse to see Spurs getting a shred of credit or praise that I feel they don't deserve, Y.
I don't follow Cap?
Edit - misread. Spill the beans, Cap.
Tony Montana wrote:
I hate that goofy looking fuck a lot more than Parker or any Spurs player- even Ade.
Oh wait I forgot Gallas.
Talking of overrated. Modric got shown up today. I'd rather arteta and certainly rosicky on today's form
Meh he wants out and doesn't care anymore.
Armor wrote:
Does anyone have that picture where he's lying on the ground and staring as Robin's shot curls itself into goal?
And we have a winner!