Favorite Summer Signing: Gyök. He's a man of the people. The seeming arrogance of the Bane celebration has already turned to a gift to the fans and the rest of the squad, a solidarity sign. Nobody cared until we put on the mask.

Most Disappointing Summer Signing: Madueke. Had high hopes. Still have high hopes. Close to surrendering my crack-smoking licence on this one.

Favorite Interview or Press Conference Moment: Eze gently taking the piss out of Spurs on signing.

Most Cringe Moment: "I'm on fire" reaching David Brent levels of excruciation.

Favorite Match: Away to Spurs in February mainly due to being out for drinks with Spurs mate.

Most Important Win: Newcastle 1–0 after the loss to City.

Most Damaging Result: Carabao Cup Final loss to City. 1 point from our next 9 in the league.

Goal of the Season: It's still coming. I just lined Jesus up to score it in another thread.

Save of the Season: [insert Raya highlights reel, go make two coffees and re-light my crack pipe]

Assist of the Season: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MmlfqNHtJNI

Defensive Action of the Season: Probably some absurd Saliba intercept in our penalty area.

Best Defender: Gonna say Timber. Actually incredible whenever he's on it.

Best Midfielder: Rice.

Best Attacker: Gyökeres.

Player of the Season: Gyökeres. Made the difference as much as anyone in his debut season. A pointlessly controversial choice that we love because it gets the people going.

Most Disappointing Player: Kepa was horrifyingly costly to us considering we thought he'd be an upgrade as our backup keeper.

Performance of the Season: Maybe Rice away to West Ham, being honest.

Funniest Moment: Pep "refusing to clarify" if he was leaving City after we won the league. Fuck off!

Favorite Moment of Schadenfreude: Amorim's tactics board.

Lowest Moment of the Season: None. In retrospect all were glorious.

Best Moment of the Season: Reckon I sent Dowman's Everton goal to about half a dozen people I know who have zero interest in football because it was simply so crazy and breathtaking to think of a 16 year old doing that. Absolute madness.

Favorite 25/26 Arsenal XI: Raya, Calafiori, Gabriel, Saliba, Timber, Zubimendi, Rice, Ødegaard, Martinelli, Gyökeres, Saka.