He's gonna stay regardless.

Andy Carroll today:

y va marquer wrote:

Klaus wrote:

If Carroll insists on scoring every tenth game or so we're going to have to find another horse gif where it heads the ball before falling over. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a horse to head a ball, let alone to capture it on film?

Meet Jeffrey, he's three and loves playing football.
Haven't found him on film though.

I've seen Carroll try that dribble too.

squallkid wrote:

I still don't trust everton to see this out, they have too much of an inferiority complex when they play liverpool.

As proved the case.

Two shit merseyside teams.

Come on Chelsea......

Nah, scoring the odd goal might make them keep him around for longer.

Christ, can you imagine if we'd signed Nicklas Bendtner for £35m.

Predictions for today's FA Cup game?

I will go for 2-1 to Chelsea. I think nerves will get to the Tottenham lot whereas if Chelsea opt for their old lot (with Lampard, Cashley, Terry, Drogba, Essien) then they might just get the job done. If Tottenham turn up however, they will win, but I don't think they will.

Want Chelsea to win of course. Think I want them to win the whole thing now. Ugh. Feel dirty just typing that!

Really need Chelsea to knock them out tonight, or I think Spurs will win the whole thing

Spurs have lucked out given that Chelsea, even with the best intentions not to, are going to have Barca on their mind.

They're also a better team than Chelsea.

Big pitch suits the big noses

True, unfortunately.
Hey why is Friedel on the bench?
Commentator just explained and I missed it.

Parker is so limited on the ball

I'm looking forward to the Spurs end of season party today, that is if Chelsea beat them.

Chelsea have more composed players just less pace

So many scummy players on one pitch

Typical Parker challenge he's shit

God I hate watching spurs

I'm reading that the minute's silence was cut short due to Chelsea fans booing and chanting 'murderers'?

Classy as always those Chelsea fans.

Tydesley mentioned it

Had to switch to Setanta. Listening to Tydesley makes me want to dismantle my telly.

Adebayor with a ridiculous miss

van der Vaart is causing Chelsea all kinds of problems. Why Adebayor doesn't just poke that home I don't know.

Drogba scores.

1-0

Fucking hell Drogba what a goal, out of absolutely nothing.

Good man Drogba.
Destroyed Gallas too.
Stunning shot

Drogba made Gallas look like a tool

Owned gallas!

Cudicini is rattled after that as are choking Spurs.

Spurs have looked plucky

Love it. Chelsea are horrible and Spurs can't get the ball into the net. That goal has to be incredibly demoralising.

Hopefully Spurs don't recover too much morale during half time.
Wouldn't mind seeing them humiliated, though not sure I want to see Chelsea doing the crushing

Drogba was so poor in that half as well. Amazing goal.

Chelsea need to get Ramires off for a proper attacker.

Vileness

2-0

Well over the line haha

Ah the injustice of it all.
Ball nowhere near crossing the line.
Atkinson is a moron

ROFL