Gomez is a garbage goal CF. I wish to god we had someone like him. Horse, donkey, whatever! I just want a giant Hasselhoff looking mofo that'll score bags of goals and fling himself about terrorising defenses with his spectacular clumsiness.

I'd take Huntelaar for sure. He could be that guy, but Captain would probably say he's toilet so we probably shouldn't go for him.

In the right system, those guys are great and, to be fair, we have played that sort of rubbish all season with RvP taking advantage in a similar fashion. You can't win the premiership that way though and that's my general measure of something's worth.

ManU aren't that predictable. Only the year that Rooney played point comes to mind although they were close.

Would love Cesc to score a goal if I'm being honest.

Cahill being well tested tonight.
Got away with that, probably lucky it was Iniesta and not one of the others who fell over in the box.

Abramovich - always unshaven, anorak wearing and lurking in the shadows.
Served him well in his rise to billionairedom no doubt.

Alves v cole. Two of the most vile people ever to Step onto a football pitch

Definitely. Chelsea just about holding them in check.

It's interesting how Barca basically have a four-man forward line when they counter with Alves in that advanced role. Suppose it's because they shift to a three-man defence when they defend which gives them a spare man once they regain possession.

I really hate Drogba. How can someone who's built like a tank be such a fucking wuss?

Barca almost "anaesthetise a game at times" according to the commentator.
Why is he afraid to say that at times they kill a game and make it boring?

They look absolutely brilliant compared to Chelsea's two-bit football.

Well done Cashley......