Arsene Wenger finally arrange make transfer of forward Eden Dangerous of 40m euros.
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Young Belgian will join up with leftover signings Park Football, Shitsacke, and Santos. Arsenal support have cherish virgin Belgian for many months, who is said to be preferred by all of Europe and more. Arsenal on weekend penetrated 8 times by the men of Burgundy Beelzebub, but Wenger says Dangerous is to change such violence.
"We just feel he is super quality, he can play left, right, centre, he is quick and mobile. We have watched him since birth, but we just felt that now was the right time. I might say again, he is super quality"
Dangerous confused but resigned to fate
"I don't honestly remember signing the deal, it all happened so quickly while I was asleep last night. Arsene Wenger is a great man, and Arsenal are a club that plays in red and white in London. But after seeing a gif of Mertesacker dancing I just thought to myself "why not?", the place looks like it's worth a few laughs. And as to the speculation with Barcelona and Real, in the future only God knows"
Arsenal agent provocateur Phallic Lex said he was priapic with excitment at the deal. "I've been receiving death threats, hate mail, and strangely multiple copies of the movie Glengary GlenRoss. Hopefully this signing will give me some breathing room with the Arsenal supporters, both literally and figuratively. "
Dangerous is often said to be cousin of arousing virile Belgian Thomas Vermaelen, who spent months being treated well by tables last season.