I know Vini has won the Champions League a couple times already with Real.... but if really wants to feel that importance that he seems to crave, why not join Arsenal and help deliver their first ever Champions League trophy? We were dead-ass close last year, and just need that last little oomph up front to get us over the line. He could be that last little oomph. Then he will go down in history with the club as being a key figure to bring us our first ever Champions League.. How's THAT for important? (I know, its a long shot, but its also true).. All the banter stops, Arsenal are then at the top, at the pinnacle, and he would have helped bring us there.. (Real Madrid, as storied of a club as it is, is NOT at the top at the moment, in the prime of his career) And having him on the left frees up Saka on the right, and teams really won't be able to focus on him as much anymore. That brings a threat from both sides, which is what we desperately need.
I know, totally unlikely, but still..... We are obviously financially able to pull off the transfer. Gotta sell him on the rest of that story.