Edwin & Holger Quintero

JazzG

As always there is a Ben Mattinson tweet!

Klaus

We need to sign Timber's twin too so we can field two sets of players who look identical. Opponents won't have a clue who to mark on a corner. This is next level stuff from Arteta.

Pepe LeFrits

Klaus We need to sign Timber's twin too so we can field two sets of players who look identical. Opponents won't have a clue who to mark on a corner. This is next level stuff from Arteta.

I don't understand how Quinten Timber is still playing in the Eredivisie. The genetic proximity to Jurrien alone must have half of Europe thinking about taking a punt on him.

Klaus

Pepe LeFrits We need to pounce, can't hurt to have direct access to spare parts for Jurrien.

daredevil

Pepe LeFrits

It's because he plays in midfield where he's not really exceptional - but it does beg the question why doesn't someone just buy him to play fullback.

lorddulaarsenal

Would you add a Mosquera sibling?

Klaus

lorddulaarsenal Why not! But he'd have to change his name to Christian too, to sow confusion.

"I'm the one who's supposed to mark Christian Mosquera!"
"So am I!"
"I thought you were on Timber?"
"I couldn't figure out which one so I asked to change."
"But there are two Mosqueras too."
"Well shit. Maybe I can track Quintero on the next corner instead."
"Which head? He has two"

lorddulaarsenal

There’s another Nwaneri in The Hale End womb ya know