Whittaker's Peanut Slab—now that's a meal. I pity you folks.
Burnwinter much like @lorddulaarsenal 's Secret, I think comparing these is a category error. We're not necessarily talking about the best bar, but the best texture-forward folded 'chocolate' treat. Spira fits. I'd argue for the Twirl, too.
Coombs If it's a question of choosing between "Baroque chocolates" then it might not be my ballgame … then again, I never had Ripples growing up, but I was a bit of a Twirl-preferrer.
Yup, Twirl for me. There is something about the og nature of the Flake that's pretty great though.
Now, if we're talking Moro vs Mars then it's Moro every day.
Asterix preposterous
Asterix Moros aren't half as good as they used to be. Still better than Mars though.
This thread has gone full interlull.
Never heard of any of these except Mars which is shit. Secret kind of looks like Kinder Bueno (the best one) so I guess it wins.
QuincyAbeyie Mars is trash and always has been. Acutely sweet and rubbish texture.
Kinder Bueno? Kinder Malo, more like.
Bring Back Kerrea Gilbert yeah, but sometimes only a Mars bar will do.
I'm a Double Decker guy, but I have to say I'm a big fan of the salted caramel Twix.
RocktheCasbah I'm a big Double Decker guy too. Also Boost!
The twix is Saka’s favourite and you can’t deny the man has good taste
Mirth Twix is criminally underrated when it should be considered elite tier.
The Gabriel of the chocolate world.
Mirth Hard to go wrong with a bisquit, chocolate and caramel combination. I don't mind it myself, but the caramel's texture is inconsistent and the chocolate itself tastes pretty cheap.
Don Pacifico The Gabriel of the chocolate world.
Now that's an idea. Footballers as chocolate bars. That's how we should fill the next international window.
Tam Calafiori as Ferrero Rocher
Mirth ahhhh, ambassador, with your liberal interpretation of the left back position, you are really spoiling uzzzzz...
Starbar.
The real daddies of chocolate are Yorkie, and Terry’s Chocolate Orange.
lorddulaarsenal fucking love a Terry's Chocolate Orange. 🧡
I've heard that Tony's is what it's about nowadays.
QuincyAbeyie the almond and sea salt flavour is moreish AF.
QuincyAbeyie chocalony? Pretty good tbf.