Don Pacifico oh how I wish that's what we were trying to do instead of these Stoke Lite long throw and set piece routines.
Qwiss When was the last time he played for us? Pre-season? And before that? Seems like he's been missing for ages.
You think this is bad, get ready for St James Park on Sunday. Will be full CEO mode
Big Willie I was reacting to the fannying around in the penalty area when no one wanted to shoot.
Big Willie oh how I wish that's what we were trying to do instead of these Stoke Lite long throw and set piece routines.
Right on cue here comes the long throws.
Here comes the long throw
Fuck off with these long throws.
we may never score a counter attacking goal again.
everything is so painfully and forcibly slowed down
We are toothless. No excitement.
I didn't think it was possible but the second half has been even more dire than the first, and by a margin
Pepe LeFrits I’m watching the game but I genuinely can’t remember what happened 10 mins ago.
On the plus side Norgaard has seemed tidy. Didn’t put a foot wrong (at least the bits where my mind didn’t wander from the boredom)
Port Vale fans are loving this. They're like, these guys are dog shit
Lol, Gyökeres and Gabriel on.
Making hard work of these mailmen. Gyokeres will score a couple.
Gyok on
Unleash the beast!
Imagine having 500m worth of players out there to win 1-0 at Port Vale.
Arteta may be joking about handbrakes, but it's actually quite embarrassing.
est I am fine with 1-0 but please play. Play with intent not to keep knocking the ball around
Not watching the game but Eze and Nwaneri in midfield should offer more of what we need in there - but doesn’t sound like it has played out that way.
daredevil playing in 1st gear