Sicario2 Wake the fuck up and get in the real world.
Sicario2 You don’t like to listen to this then fucking ban me as I won’t stop.
Look mate, I appreciate the Michelin vibes you bring, but you're not the first chef on the football Internet to try to reimagine a heady cocktail of bratty sub, full kit nerd and faux realist.
Eze is no more than the last "acceptable" LW target the "major trophy now or I'll chew my poo" griefers settled on after a long list that has included Rodrygo, Williams, Simons, Gordon, etc.
Eze's no unicorn and isn't a particularly good fit for our LW role at all. Neither is he coming in to displace Ødegaard or Rice as a starter, and we have Nwaneri and Merino behind those two on the depth chart.
Might've been nice for Arsenal to have Eze sitting round gathering dust, but the angry insistence that signing him would nail us on to win the league, but not signing him means we definitely lose the same competition doesn't make a skerrick of sense.
Exactly how good do you think Eze is and where is he supposed to be on the pitch while he's achieving this?
And none of the other names listed is a unicorn either by the way. Some are great players, but for example we saw Williams is just a human being as recently as a fortnight ago when he was anonymous for Bilbao against us.
The situation is far less a case of the facts not caring about my feelings than your feelings not caring about the facts.
As for the gritty hard-bollocked realism of it being a "sackable offence" for Arteta and Berta to pass over Eze, who's supposed to be getting sacked, someone's therapist?