Right, let's not. Just sit back and relax, Don. He's here now and he's going to make you happy.
Qwiss Alvarez is 25 and a 1 in 3 striker
He's a 1-in-2 striker in a pretty defensive side, but when I look at him I see someone with qualities similar to Dennis. He would have been a magnificent #10 twenty years ago. I don't think we should move heaven and earth for him either, but the benefit of having someone who's more of a striker than a midfielder in the hole is that you don't kneecap your entire team if the point man goes missing or picks up an injury. Think he'd be a massive upgrade on Havertz in a squad, for instance.
RocktheCasbah Or even van Persie, Adebayor and Eduardo. Football was just more fun back when we didn't starve these guys out of the sport. Now they're the unicorns everyone wants but no one wants to produce.